Author: D.Sumner
Rating: 5
Review: It was a cloudy boring day when Henry arrived on my doorstep, i was out when the amazon delivery man called so my neighbours brought him round and to my annoyance i found the item wasnt wrapped so all and sundry could see what id bought... With anger pulsing through my nerves like raw electric wires, i brought the item in. Throwing the couple from number 32 a fake smile and thanking them for bringing the item i slammed the door shut and frantically looked for the nearest cushion to holler into. Id been exposed in the most dire way by amazon.. Then suddenly i heard a rustling from deep within the box. My first thoughts were: after what theve just done, now they've gone a put a drone in there (or a minature camera man) to expose me and throttle the life out of the last few shreds of dignity i had left. It was all for naught however, as i opened the box with utmost caution, out popped henry the hoover with a huge grin spread across his face like raspberry jam. "Ahoy!" he seemed to mumble, though of course he lacked the proper equipment to form coherent words. And already he was on the job, he leaped out ready to punch his card in and get down to some serious hoovering. No need to spend much time assembling this chap, he will do it himself!! Within seconds he was fumbling around in the box, taking out various pieces and slotting them in here and there. With the harder to reach areas he would hand me an object and gesture as to where it went and then followed by what motion i needed to complete the task, i.e screw or push. Then Henry the 1st or henry "the red devil" hoover if you'd prefer, lept to the task at hand. His eyes scanned the room and settled on the wall socket to which he then ran over to and plugged himself in - his eyes becoming wild as the current flowed though him. He zipped through the kitchen and lounge like a fly through an open window. Sucking up all like a cheery little hurricane - stopping for none and seizing the day. But then.. He came to the sheep skin rug. He paused. Mind a blaze, swinging and swirling, until he reached into his tool belt and changed his attachment. He then hooverd the rug with his signature gusto and all was well. So to cut a long story short... Id give young henry five stars. He has very strong suction and a long cable. By far the best hoover ive ever used (dyson included). Thanks for reading!
Author: nathan
Rating: 5
Review: To be honest I don't even know where to begin. I think the best place to start would be the reason behind Henry's adoption. Sadly Dysons decline was fairly sudden, he went from top dog suction master, vet of almost 15 years, to a worn out has been. The enthusiasm for dust and even oose just wasn't what it used to be. So I made the tough decision to look at a new dust enthusiast. My search started off with a passing thought of red, I know about the joy I had back a few years ago when I had the pleasure of getting my hands round the mid section of a larger Henry dust meister. He just breezed through the session without even a second thought. So I had a start line for my search I then stumbled Apon this neat little sucker all be it slightly above what I was wanting to initially spend. After all this wasn't going to be a one night stand, I was commited to the cause and decided that after reading numerous reviews that Henry was in fact the one for me. Thanks to amazon's prime service I wasnt subjected to a long wait and he arrived promptly the next day. I did struggle to contain my excitement as the dust and oose build up left by his predecessor was starting to get the better of me. Straight out of the rather small box I found what was to become a solid sturdy little suck piece. With multiple attachments and various shafts thrown in I new I wouldn't need to use the instructions, they were quickly tossed to the side. This certainly wasn't my first time and Henry made it so easy with that gracious yet playful little smile, he watched me assemble the parts with ease and haste. Not before long we got down to buisness as there was plenty of real estate to cover given the poor performance of Dyson and by God it was, I want to say magical. You get out what you put in with this sucker. I decided that no flow release would be needed when jumping into the carpets and stairs. I did start to work up quite the sweat as we got into it so I did have to lose my top after only 10 minutes, this did give a bit more freedom during the suction freestyle. After the session was done I assesed the results and was quite gobsmacked. I only wish Henry had came into my life sooner, his compact size and uncompromising attitude towards his work has been second to none. He sits in the corner motionless and always with that playful smile on his face until its ready to get down to buisness again. When relatives come round he breaks out the tie, god knows where he got this thing from, a nice touch I thought and totally unexpected. To sum it up I would highly recommend his services as he is great company and is a true pro.
